I just realized my life is a series of tubes. Shiny metal tubes. ✈️
Being a Social Justice Warrior makes the problems you’re fighting for worse, not better.
I’d like to buy world a coke and give it Type 2 Diabetes.
I definitely feel better not eating fiber.
The last place anyone should take any dietary advice from is a food manufacturer.
Well that’s a first: left my blood glucose meter on the plane. Guess I get to order a new one.
I guess that’s one way to stop masturbation: kill those who eat your product. Which, even without salmonella, will happen (albeit more slowly) due to the high-carb nature of their products.